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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend,
call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need
money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE
REACHED!
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2
me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d
window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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God created the earth,****God created the woods,
****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes
mistakes!
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Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth-
ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will
never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot
u don't have!
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What is wrong with your cell every time i call a
voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is
a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20
cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word
cat
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You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've
got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D
Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong
number! Sorry!
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Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the
beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and
suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a
meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the
elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The
meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the
Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D -
U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G -
U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K -
Kidding
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I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I
Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad
says "Love Animals" !
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was
in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength
2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT !
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was
in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength
2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT !
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good
Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?
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If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use
ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would
only like a brain that has never been used.
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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect
this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and
didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
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