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Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley
they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......nazron se nazren mili
.........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D
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dil main aik shor sa ho rahah hai bina
sms dil bor ho raha hai kaheen aisa to naheen aik piyara sa dost hum
se door ho raha hai
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chand pe kali ghata chahti ti
hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar
akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
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SunsaaN sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki
Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay
Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar
Bacteria............HOW R U?????? |
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will
be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!! |
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai. |
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor
hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! |
I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. |
Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai |
5 great people:
1.Mohammad Rafi
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram
woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch |
.....the heart beat of my phone
.....is ur message tone |
VERY...
cute, gorgeous, genious, goodlooking, intellegent, one in trillions...i
think its enuff abt me, wht abt u.... |
Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but,
sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me |
Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius,
smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne
sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho. |
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Consequences of American life style: The
wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick!
Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. |
Roses R Red Violets
R Blue.... monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In Zoo... Dont feel Angry U
Will Find Me There ... Too Not In caage
But Laughing At you..
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7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-. |
SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN? |
Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN! |
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI
AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai. |
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli
kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! |
I saw U on the road
that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT |
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
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Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai |
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai
bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar
hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna
chautha tayyar hai. |
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Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen
we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the
world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u! |
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke sath,
humne v kiya bade jor ke saath, lekin ab karenge jra gaur ke saath,
kyunki kal humne usko dekha kisi aur ke saath. |
D se Dosti,
D se Dushmani,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Diwangi,
par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se
DEAR. |
"LOVE, easy to say, difficult to stay.
Beautiful to feel, difficult to deal. Difficulty is a part of life.
Thats the reason why a G'Friend is never a wife. |
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting
People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga |
PROPOSE karne ka naya Style..! Chaand ko tod dunga, Suraj ko Fod dunga, TU ek BaaR haa kardE bas... PEHLI WALI
KO CHOD DUNGA...!! |
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Wat is G'Friend? ANS: Addition of
problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies n division
of friends |
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati
hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai |
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Kiss is a key 2 love, love is a lock of
marriage, marriage is a box of children, children is the problem of
INDIA, see how much problem KISS can create |
A luv couple sitting in the park, boy
tries 2 kiss d girl... G: NO DEAR NOT ALL THIS B4 MARRIAGE.. B: DONT
WORRY DARLING I'M ALREADY MARRIED. |
Five benefits of kissing.......
*Changes taste.
*Burns calories.
*Lips never get dried.
*Relives stress.
*Makes face muscle strong
so keep Kissing |
This is MAGIC ! Press down 12 times U'll
become CUTE!
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friend, U dont need Magic. U r BORN CUTE! |
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